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“I THRIVE IN YOUR THROAT” in massive bold white block letters with that perfect glossy drip – because subtlety is for quitters.
Premium heavyweight black cotton (soft, thick, survives everything)
Unisex fit – lethal on every body
Subtle drip effect (yes, exactly what you’re picturing 😈)
Direct-to-garment print = zero cracking, zero fading
Perfect for:
Club nights where words aren’t needed
People with no gag reflex
Ruining family photos
Anyone who swallows their pride (and everything else)
Wear at your own risk. Zero refunds if it gets you blocked, choked, or proposed to.
Limited drop – once it’s gone, it’s gone (until y’all sell it out).
#ThroatGoatCertified #NoGagGang #DripSeason
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular, seam-free body with twill shoulder tape for durability and shape retention
- Ribbed knit collar and tear-away label for comfort and no-scratch wear
- DTG/DTF printed graphics for sharp, detailed white ink on black fabric
- Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced US cotton; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean