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I Thrive In Your Throat – Drippy Black Tee

I Thrive In Your Throat – Drippy Black Tee

$29.99
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“I THRIVE IN YOUR THROAT” in massive bold white block letters with that perfect glossy drip – because subtlety is for quitters.

Premium heavyweight black cotton (soft, thick, survives everything)

Unisex fit – lethal on every body

Subtle drip effect (yes, exactly what you’re picturing 😈)

Direct-to-garment print = zero cracking, zero fading

Perfect for:

Club nights where words aren’t needed

People with no gag reflex

Ruining family photos

Anyone who swallows their pride (and everything else)

Wear at your own risk. Zero refunds if it gets you blocked, choked, or proposed to.

Limited drop – once it’s gone, it’s gone (until y’all sell it out).

#ThroatGoatCertified #NoGagGang #DripSeason

Product features

- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort

- Tubular, seam-free body with twill shoulder tape for durability and shape retention

- Ribbed knit collar and tear-away label for comfort and no-scratch wear

- DTG/DTF printed graphics for sharp, detailed white ink on black fabric

- Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced US cotton; EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Tumble dry: low heat



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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